JTK
Once a pig built up a house
The house was of straw that he bought from the town
One day a wolf came and saw the little pig
He came to the pig's door and then the wolf said
Little pig little pig let me in
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
Next thing I knew he was running around
So I chased that pig down
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
Said I blew that thing down
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
I'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Little Bo Peep
Don't try and cry wolf I ain't here for no sheep
No McDonald's money so yall are my treat
And if we do the race all I need are some cleats
Run to the market pig you can run home
Go get your roast beef but Ill catch you for sure
You look like a snack and I don't mean you're cute
But I bet you'll look good with some veggies and fruit
Little pig you're sweating just take a little break
Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate
I'm trying to get home to play Fortnite today
And I can't come back late mama wolf doesn't play
Pig told the wolf oh I'm leaving
Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten
You're big and bad 'til my big bro gets even
And no I won't slow wolf I trained for track season
Don't run up that hill pig you're not Jack and Jill
Don't climb up that wall have a great fall for real
I need food to serve while I go on this date
So don't make me look bad I can't make wolfy wait
Lucky for pig I had worn the wrong kicks
So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
Little pig little pig let me in
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
Next thing I knew he was running around
So I chased that pig down
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
Said I blew that thing down
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
I'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Winnie the Pooh
Don't try and cry wolf I'm not lying to you
My McDonald's money is low so you'll do
And I've got the right shoes so it's over for you
Come here little pigs I need my two-course meal
This is a fairy tail but I'm for real
I had Mary's little lamb but a wolf's hungry still
I need food that will fill
I need some bacon
I need some fries
I need some pork with some pie on the side
I need some sausage with beans and some rice
I need that candlelit dinner tonight
Pig told the wolf oh you're tripping for real
I'm way too cute for a snack I'm a meal
We came from the mud we've had worse wolves
We've beat
Yes we're pigs but you don't want this beef
You know what little pig I'm tired I'm not here to play
Lf I don't bring dinner I won't have a bae
You don't even follow me back on the gram
So don't think you can beat me I'm about to go ham
Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick
So they made it to their brother's house made of brick
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
Little pig little pig let me in
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
So I huffed and I puffed trying to blow that thing down
But that house was of brick and it stayed in the ground
So I blew even harder a real wolf won't quit
No I'm not chief but I swear this is it
And I would have had that pig's house blown into bits
But my asthma was acting up I had to sit
Lucky for me a wolf got his degree
So I made up a plan to get all the piggies
They'll think Im beat and Ill fake a retreat
Then I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney
One pig said he stopped blowing his hot breath
They heard footsteps and knew what was next
So they played their mixtape got the fireplace lit
Then they waited for Wolf to come in
Pigs I'm coming down the chimney about to fatten up like Santa Claus
Ahh okay the chimney's feeling kind of hot
All of you are lucky I'm going vegan
Just wait 'til me and my pack come back again
The end
JTK
