Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,

But I've been seen with Farrah.

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,

Gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead,

I take my chances.

I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,

I might roll a brand new car.

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school

But I taught ladies plenty.

It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey!

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,

Blown up for Raquel Welch.

But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay. Hey Hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge,

Or Tarzan from a vine.

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president

But I've got the best first ladies.

Some days I got'em as far as the eye can see. Oueee!

A morning dive with Jackie Smith,

I crash in the night with Cheryl.

But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building,

So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt.

I might leap a mighty canyon,

So he can kiss and flirt.

While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl

I'm just kissin' dirt.

Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman

That made a lover out of Burt.