Friday f**king night
We 'bout to do this right
Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife
Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho
Bunch a bitches getting low
Pimping you already know
I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib
Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is
Then I see a bad b***h wit a booty and a half
I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance
Then she looked at me and laughed
Like I didn't have a chance
Like I shouldn't even asked
So I proceeded to get trashed
And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud
But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down
And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown
And she turned around and then turned it down
Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns
And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club
I been inside this club for way too long
I wanna leave and eat calzones
None of these females wanna bone
Myself esteem is all but gone
'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover
So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer
And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna
They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs
And then I bumped into a guy
He was roughly 6 foot 5
Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized
Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night
Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight
Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk
And I been in the club for way too long
Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone
My self esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated
I regretfully just tweeted some depressing shit
I need to leave this club
I been inside this club for way too long
I wanna leave and eat calzones
None of these females wanna bone
Myself esteem is all but gone
Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding
This the type of line where people squeeze they d**k to prevent pissing
When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting
And there's piss all on the ground
So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping
F**k this hand stamp
Club is really damn cramped
F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance
Ughh here goes nothing c'mon D)
Ay girlie what's the word
At first glance I may look like a nerd
But if you let me bet D get thee
All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski
Real rap if you tryna go
Then put your name right here up inside ma phone
She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save
Walked away and her name was no
I been inside this club for way too long
I wanna leave and eat calzones
None of these females wanna bone
Myself esteem is all but gone
