Mr. Guitar - Link Wray/Kathryn Grayson

The other night I took a ride with little ol' Lucy Brown

We went to all the honky tonks we really got around

She's five foot two with eyes of blue and pretty as a queen

I didn't know her pop was a city cop and she was just fifteen

Good morning Judge

Why do you look so mean sir

And Mr Judge what can the charges be

If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty

It must be someone else

You know it can't be me

I filed my income tax return thought I'd saved some dough

I cheated just a little bit I knew they'd never know

I got some money back this year like I always do

They'll have to catch me before I pay Internal Revenue

Good morning Judge

Why do you look so mean sir

And Mr Judge what can the charges be

If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty

It must be someone else

You know it can't be me

My wife and I we separated just the other day

Last thing that she said to me was Brother you will pay

She said I'll pay her every week I better never fail

I said before I send you a dime I'll die right here in jail

Good morning Judge

Why do you look so mean sir

And Mr Judge what can the charges be

If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty

It must be someone else

You know it can't be me