I went down to the library you know

The big one way downtown

I went down to the library

You know the big one way downtown

I pulled out my spiral notebook

And my Scripto pencil

These are the words

I did put down

I'm a dud firecracker I ain't got any fuse

I ain't got no inspiration since I lost my muse

I'm a table with two legs I'm a spider with five

I'm going down slow muse when will you arrive

Oh muse where are you

Oh muse where are you

You know I eat drink and I smoke stuff

I don't know what to do

Went to the mountain and the desert too

I was there ladies so where were you

I'm a flattened out wave I ain't got any curl

I'm an empty old oyster I ain't got any pearl

Muse where are you

Oh muse where are you

You know I eat drink and I smoke stuff

I don't know what to do

Sit up late stay up wait

That's a rule of thumb she's got to come

Sit up late stay up wait

That's a rule of thumb she's got to come

I take lots of cold showers and I go for long walks

I wait for a pitch but the fickle b***h barks

Took a shot of whiskey and a snort of cocaine

Opened up my head and stuck electrodes in my brain

Oh muse where are you

Oh muse where are you

Yeah I eat drink and I smoke stuff

Eat drink and I smoke stuff

Eat drink and I smoke stuff

I don't know what to do