Monty, (Monty) don't make me choose a door

'Cause I just don't care anymore

Just give me a goat

Hey Monty, (Monty) this problem has got out of hand

You're causing distress through the land

Just give me a goat

Oh Monty, (Monty) I don't even know how to drive

Just make this someone else's problem

(And I'll take the goat)

Switch or stay, it's all the same to me

(And I'll take the goat)

You're all fighting but in the end

I'm making a new friend

Oh Monty, let's make a deal tonight

Any door might be right

And I'll take the goat

Monty, I don't want to play anymore

Just make this someone else's problem

(And I'll take the goat)

Switch or stay, it's all the same to me

(And I'll take the goat)

You're all fighting but in the end

I'm making a new friend

Oh Monty, let's make a deal tonight

Let's make a deal that's right

Show me the goat