I've been driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil
It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne
It says Morris on the door the G P O owned it before
I drive in it for my job the governor calls me a slob
But I don't really care give me some gas and the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender he learnt not to park on a bender ha ha ha
I've been driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far
I drive up to Muswell Hill I've even been to Selsey Bill
I drove along the A45 I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day you're mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn they were O K I could have sworn
I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far
I like driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far
I like driving in my car even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far
