Santa Baby,

I must admit that you were a dear

last year

But December is here

Santa Baby,

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby,

that Cadillac is falling apart,

won't start

A private plane would be smart

Santa Baby,

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Though the yacht was rather sheik

Now it's really shot

Last week it sprang a leak

And so please,

now, hold your breath

Buy me the Queen Elizabeth

Santa Baby,

that sable's really not in the pink

Just think,

how I'd look in white mink

Santa Baby,

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Darlin,

I need some land so please be my host

To most of the Florida coast

Santa Baby,

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Cutie,

and please help out my pet charity

You see,

Naturally that's me

Santa Cutie,

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Bring a nice big Christmas box

Filled with plain old ordinary common stocks

And please trim up my tree this Yule

With one large pear shaped swimming pool

Santa Baby,

for every little trinket you give

I live,

be appreciative

Santa Baby,

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

There's only 365 days till Christmas...