Six short months we went together 
Decided it should be forever 
Two paychecks were better than one 
A diamond ring and it was done 
Bought her a house like I said I would, in a 
sub-divided neighborhood 
The fuse got short and the nights got long 
It was over long gone 
Before I knew...where I was headed to 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us 
I got the Jeep, she got the palace 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
Things like this are never final 
I'm still payin' on the vinyl 
Floorin' in the laundry room 
It's multi-colored...and waterproof 
It's a little bit tough to face my friends 
The ones that said I jumped in 
the river of love, a little too soon 
That was August...this is June 
and it's a different tune 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us 
I got the Jeep, she got the palace 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us 
I got the Jeep, she got the two bedroom 
Mortgage is due 
Sidin' light blue palace 
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas 
Yeah I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas