Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope

And you wanna buy her popcorn

And a medium coke

But when proximity's close

You close up shop and you choke

Time to write a thank-you

Note to dear old dad for the cloak

She's really cute and her hairs illuminescent

I fight the urge to smell her

'Cause you know she get to stepping

But you just observe from across the way

If I was working EBGames

Then you would not pay

I'm nice and I'm sweet

And I shower twice a week

Kid diggin' on my speak '

Cause I represent the geeks

But I'm really hella cool

And I had s*x before

So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting

w***e

I've Falynn and I can't get up

Girl I love you yeah I got a crush

I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I

Don't think I can make it home alone

I stare at my shoes and I look away

'Cause I think you're kinda cute

And I like your face

One day we might embrace

And I'll have to hide my boner

You don't want to do it Dottie

I'm a rebel and a loner

I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand

But I can't talk to girls 'less the girl is a fan

But yo I got a plan I'll love it when it comes together

We'll get married and have babies

And we'll all wear matching sweaters

Yes I'd do her if I knew her

This is hard without computers

She don't need another stalker

Or intruder to pursue her

She don't need a guy like me

Whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers

Why don't you kill me baby

Is it because I'm a loser

I'm a winner

Just beginning to roll up my sleeves

Roll up next to me

I can't breathe and I wheeze

"Hi my name is MC what's yours

That's great "

Want you in the worst way

This is so our first date

I've Falynn and I can't get up

Girl I love you yeah I got a crush

I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I

Don't think I can make it home alone

WOW