we don't smoke marijuana in muskogee

we don't take no trips on lsd

we don't burn no draft

cards down on main street

we like livin'right and bein'free

we don't make a party out of lovin

we like holdin hands and pitchin woo

we don't let our hair

grow long and shaggy

like the hippies out

in san francisco do

and i'm proud to be an

okie from muskogee

a place where even

squares can have a ball

we still wave old glory

down at the courthouse

and white lightnin's still

the biggest thrill of all

leather boots are still in

style for manly footwear

beads and roman sandals won't be seen

football's still the

roughest thing on campus

and the kids here still

respect the college dean

and i'm proud to be an

okie from muskogee

a place where even

squares can have a ball

we still wave old glory

down at the courthouse

and white lightnin's still

the biggest thrill of all

and white lightnin's still

the biggest thrill of all

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