Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup
Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two they really made him blossom yup
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
And a trip and a trip and a trip
And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup
Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two they really made him blossom yup
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
And a trip and a trip and a trip
And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
And a trip and a trip and a trip
And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Yup
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
And a trip and a trip and a trip
And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
Everybody gets high why the hell can't I
