I used to call her pet names

Told her she was divine

But she turned out to be a girl friend

Of a boy friend of mine

I used to take her places

She loved to dance and dine

But she turned out to be a new friend

Of an old friend of mine

She taught me that love was just a joke

And what a broken heart meant

She even had me go and get

A kitchenette apartment

She thrilled me with her glances

Her kiss was just like wine

But she turned out to be a close friend

Of a stout friend of mine