I know what you're thinking

What's Barney been drinking

That girl was smoking hot

Yes I could nailed her

But no it's not a failure

'Cause there's one thing she is not

To score a 10 would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

It's a truth you can't refute

Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls

Are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in a jacket and tie

That puppy in a double breast

That 80's dude with mutton chops

That baby with a lolly pop

That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear

Suits

They're oh so debonair

Suits

The perfect way to snare

A girl with daddy issues

Suits

In navy blue or black

Check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really

Then answer these questions

If you please

What would you do if you had to choose

Between your suits and a pot of gold

Suits

What would you say

If you gave your suits away

And in return you'd never grow old

Suits

What would you pick

One million chicks

Or a single three piece suit

It's moot

What if world peace were within your reach

Alalalalalah I'm gonna stop you right there

It's suits

Come on Lily

Get your head out of your ass

Two three four

Girls will go and girls will come

But there's only one absolute

Every bro on the go needs to know

That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits let's make amends

My Sunday best are my best friends

Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cause nothing suits the

Undisputed

Off saluted

Suitor of repute

Like

A

Wait for it

Suit

Nothing seems seem like a suit

Like a suit

Like a suit

Like a suit

Like a suit