Ooh-ooh

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Brown guilty eyes and little white lies

Yeah, I played dumb but I always knew

That you'd talk to her, maybe did even worse

I kept quiet so I could keep you

But I watch your eyes as she

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than the blue sky

She's got you mesmerised while I die

You betrayed me

And I know that you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt, yeah

You'd talk to her

When we were together

Loved you at your worst

Wish I were Heather

Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand

Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder

But how could I hate her, she's such an angel

But then again, kinda wish she were dead

Ain't it funny

All the twisted games

All the questions you used to avoid?

Ain't it funny?

Remember I brought her up

And you told me I was paranoid

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better

I wish I were Heather

Ah....Ah...

God, I wish that you had thought this through

(Oh, I wish I were Heather)

Before I went and fell in love with you

Oh, I wish I were Heather

(Ah-ah-ah)

When she's sleeping in the bed we'd made

(Oh, I wish I were Heather)

Don't you dare forget about the way

You betrayed me

'Cause I know that you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt, yeah

You'd talk to her

When we were together

You gave me your word

But that didn't matter

It took you two weeks

To go off and date her

Guess you didn't cheat

But you're still

You're still a traitor (ah-ah-ah)

Yeah, you're still a traitor

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

(Ooh-ooh-ooh

God, I wish that you had thought this through

Before I went and fell in love with you)

But you like her better

Wish I were-