Oh, well imagine,

as I'm pacing the pews

in a church corridor,

And I can't help but to hear,

no, I can't help but to

hear an e changing of words...

"What a beautiful wedding!

What a beautiful wedding,"

says a bridesmaid to a waiter...

"And, yes, but what a shame...

What a shame the poor

groom's bride is a whore."

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality...

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of...

Oh, well in fact,

Well I'll look at it this way:

I mean, technically,

our marriage is saved!

Well, this calls for a toast,

So pour the champagne...

Oh, well in fact,

Well I'll look at it this way:

I mean, technically,

our marriage is saved!

Well, this calls for a toast,

So pour the champagne,

pour the champagne...

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality...

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of

poise and rationality...

Again...

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality...

I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?"

No, it's much better to

face these kinds of things

with a sense of

poise and rationality...

Again...