I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation

Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night, people shouting "Howdy, Neighbor"

Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat *******, I like girls with big ******

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine