I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say
She was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said "how'd you like
To waste some time?"
And I could not resist
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't
Believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money
Could buy
She said sign your name
On the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what
She did to me
But my body will
Never be the same
Ooh her loving will
Kick your behind
She'll show you no mercy
But she'll sure
Enough, sure enough
Show you how to grind
Come on Nikki
Huh, oh- oh, hah
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number
On the stairs
It said thank you
For a funky time
Call me whenever you
Oh, Nikki, oh
Huh huh, aoh
Come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little
Prince yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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