Well I ＇ ve 780,-342)been swinging through these swinging doors for aww
Goin ＇ on probably about 9 years now maybe even 10
And
I watch old Joe at the end of the bar with another hot woman on his one good arm
And they walk out for a while and he
Comes back in smilin ＇ again
So I finally had to ask old Joe
＂ Man what ＇ s your secret to success your power of
Persuasion
Over 31625,-106)the opposite s*x ＂
A
Drink and open up my mouth and
While
I tell her I ＇ m a movie star
I just flew into town to buy this bar
I ＇ m
Only here tonight that ＇ s right
I gotta go yeah
We ＇ re filming on location down in Mexico
Would you believe that I
Got
The leading role
That ＇ s right honey
I beat out a lot of folks that you ＇ d probably know ＂
Oh a man has got to do
What a
Man ＇ s gotta do
Anything it takes to make her think you ＇ re cool
Ah you got nothing to lose so go on and try
Just
Walk
Right up and smile and look her dead in the eye
And lie
That ＇ s right lie
So I tried and tried a couple weekends and
It
Was like strike 1 strike 2 strike out again
But I narrowed it down and I scratched it out
And I came up with
Something
That without a doubt I knew
I was gonna make old Joe proud
And I go up and I ＇ d say
Hi Honey whatcha doing for the
Rest of your life
I ＇ ve been waiting such a long long time
And you know what honey
Meetin ＇ you here man it just
Really feels like fate
Oh I I bet you didn ＇ t see me as a marrying type
Let ＇ s take it slow I don ＇ t just want one
Night oh no 170835,-329)
Darlin ＇
If you ＇ re looking for that you might as well look somewhere else
Well 175504,-285)because I ＇ m just not that kind of guy
And
Kids oh I love kids
Dogs in-laws and a piece of land
Dirty diapers in my mini van
Aw man I can hardly wait
Oh a
Man has got to do what a man ＇ s gotta do
Anything it takes to make her think you ＇ re cool
Aw you got nothin ＇ to lose so
Go on and try
Just walk right up and smile
And look her dead in the eye
You know what you got to do lie
That ＇ s
Right
You gotta lie
Sometimes you gotta lie
