Dad: I'm Daddy Dearest, everyone knows my name, baby!
Boyfriend: You're Daddy Dearest, everyone knew your name, baby!
Dad: My shinin' vocals drive all the ladies crazy!
Boyfriend: My shinin' vocals drive your baby girl crazy!
Dad: Like a demon from hell...These hot tracks make all my records sell!
Boyfriend: Like a demon from hell...your daughter's got me under her spell!
Dad: Now wait just a second, mister!
How can a rockstar who's gotten this far trust his daughter's safety with
Some wimpy, shrimpy kid
Think you can rock the way I did?
I'd like to see it, sing me somethin' that'll flip my lid!
Boyfriend: Now wait just a second, mister!
I know I'm no one
Don't got a big gun
But your daughter's safe with me!
When things are lookin' dire
I can unleash some verbal fire
Even the spookiest boys out there fear my ire!
Dad: Yo! That was tight! You know what, kid? You're allright, baby!
Boyfriend: I'll hold her tight! Gonna treat your daughter right, baby!
Dad: Rock needs young folks like you to drive ladies crazy!
Boyfriend: We'd better go, the air here is gettin' hazy!
Dad: Now wait just a second, mister!
Better be back by ten! Or you'll never date her or breathe again!
Boyfriend: Now wait just a second, mister!
I'll be back here by ten! I'll be a considerate boyfriend!
Dad: Fine. Guess you won. Beat this old man on your first try!
Boyfriend: Yeah, guess I won! Beat that old man on my first try!
Dad: That's one week done, now fight these guys!
Boyfriend: That's one week done, now fight what guys?
Boyfriend: Oh funk...
