Hmmm... A left turn here....
Er... I'm glad you're walking me home,
The Boyfriend...
But are you sure you know
Where you're going?
Of course I do!
You're place should be riiight over,
we're lost.
Heheheh.
Still don't have any sense of direction
after all these years do ya?
Pico? what're you doin here?
Savin' your Bacon. or cookin' it,
If you can't keep up with my rap.
Sounds like a challenge to me!
You're on!
I'm sure you're top dog
back in your town
But now you're steppin
on some "Newgrounds"
You know i'm top dog
back in my town
You can't beat these skills,
You’re going down!
Sit back and rap, unwind
Got somethin’ on your mind?
Baby I'm not the kind
to leave my past behind!
When I sit and unwind
a flash of memories bind
a portal back through time
but I've left that behind!
You know I'm so much more
than just a nostalgic memory!
You got your style and
all your rhythmic wiles from me!
We had some good times, Pico,
so thanks for all the memories!
But you'll need to do way more
than reminisce to beat me!
You wanna go? In that case
you better keep up your pace!
I'm wearin’ my angry face
time to put you in your place
You wanna go? In that case
don't worry about my pace!
This battle isn't a race
But you'll finish in last place!
You thought you'd put this to bed
You might think I'm just a blockhead
You've crashed my castle instead!
You don't know what lies ahead!
but there's wisdom in
You've changed babe, you've been misled!
all these dope rhymes I thread!
I've grown up, you're still a boy
wavin’ that lead shootin’ toy!
There's so much more to enjoy
than violence, anger and noise!
It just ain't gettin’ thru to you
to embrace your origins
I'll bring out the "Tankman",
don't make me do it to win!
I've become so much more
than what I was in my origins!
Bring your worst, I'm daily first,
This Boyfriend just can't not win!
Alright. You asked for it.
You want my worst? Well...
don't say I didn't warn ya,
The Boyfriend...
Huh?! I thought the battle was over!
That was just a friendly greeting. Now…
BLAM THIS PEACEFUL RAP!
This battle's just begun
all this fire boutta kill someone
I'm out for blood now
we've gone past the point of havin’ fun
This battle's all but won!
Why reset when it's said and done?
So I live in the present
doesn't mean I can't have fun!
You act like you're above me
just because you're a rising star
I'm an original
but you know just who you DD are
I don't think I'm above you
but you're right, Pico, I'm a star!
I've got a lot of weeks to go
but I know I'm goin’ far!
You stars burn out fast,
runnin’ out of hits!
You're all Uber kids, baby,
I'm a cult classic!
I've got what it takes,
I know I'll make it!
move on from the past,
join me, I'll make you a hit!
No way, you're gonna clean me up
and make me somebody that i'm not and
I'd rather burn it all to the ground
and be a Legend left forgotten!
I don't want anything
to change about you
I just want you to see that
I really wanna help you
get on your feet just like
back when you helped me!
All I know is my past do people
really want to hear all about it?
feel like an old guy lecturin’
But what even am I without it?
You can bring new eyes to your classics
while you make new hits just like I do!
Be the same Pico that made me
want to build my skills
to be just like you!
Guess I oughta move
forward with the times...
mi some old school beats
with a couple new school rhymes!
You can bring folks back
and keep with the times!
Mi some new school beats
with a couple from your prime!
You know, babe, maybe I'll do that!
that sounds tight!
Thanks for bringin’ me
back out into the spotlight!
Pleasure, bud! You'll be great!
Your Future's real bright!
Glad to help you step
back out into the spotlight!
So... I won, yeah?
Then...Heh... Help us get home?
Oh yeah, that.
You're gonna wanna turn right.
OH.
