(Girlfriend)
Ah, what a lovely day for a walk!
(Boyfriend)
Yeah…
Just takin’ in the sights of the city…
The buzz of neon signs…
The… smell of char?
(Girlfriend)
Probably just burned hot dogs.
(Boyfriend)
No, it’s comin’ from that back alley...
(Whitty)
Hmm...Nope.
Not on that page, either.
(Boyfriend)
Wait… is that…
Whitty?!
Whitty, the famous rockstar?
Whitty, the mysterious singer
whose fabled “unbeatable technique
has never been recorded?
(Girlfriend)
Yeah, Whitty.
Sworn enemy of my parents.
(Boyfriend)
Your parents have a
lot of sworn enemies.
(Girlfriend)
I try not to pry too much.
We shouldn’t pry on this guy either.
He probably knows about you from
all your rap battles.
And he definitely knows about me.
(Boyfriend)
You think he knows me?
Then… we could battle!
And then…
If I could get him to
teach me that technique,
Nobody your folks sent after me
Could ever separate us again!
(Girlfriend)
I really don’t think
this is a good idea…
(Boyfriend)
C’mon, it’ll be fine.
Let’s go!
(Whitty)
And there it is.
All this time and they’re still
talkin about it…
sigh guess I better keep layin’ low
(Boyfriend)
Hey!
(Whitty)
Huh?!
Wh...Whuh?
Who
(Boyfriend)
Beep Boop
(Whitty)
Oh, you two.
(Boyfriend)
(he knows us!)
(Whitty)
Would both of you
kindly leave me alone?
I don't want anyone
knowin’ I'm here.
(Boyfriend)
(OK, gotta make him wanna fight.
Time for a BURN!)
Bip Boop Beep
(Whitty)
...Listen, I ain't lookin’ for
trouble tonight,
just leave and
all will be cool.
And, uh, that one doesn't
translate so great into english.
(Boyfriend)
(dang, that was a good one, too!
Fine, have a FANCY burn made out of
ACTUAL WORDS, your royal bombness.)
Your SKILLS don't translate
so great into WINNING!
(Whitty)
...
(Boyfriend)
So?
Whaddya got to say about that?
Hey! Waitin’ for your comeback!
Are you just gonna stand there?
(Whitty)
Got better things to do
Than tradin’ grade school
burns with you, kid!
(Boyfriend)
You'd better get your icepack!
These burns aren't goin’ nowhere!
(Whitty)
Please, dude, don't get me riled
Don't wanna destroy a child!
I would appreciate
bein’ left alone that's all I'm askin!
Give me some peace and quiet
or you might end up in a casket!
(Boyfriend)
But that's what I'm here for!
You've seen me beat all the rest,man!
You know I can keep up
show me
why they call you the best, man!
(Whitty)
I gave up singin' a while back!
(Boyfriend)
But why would you?
(Whitty)
It didn’t work out,
and that’s that!
(Boyfriend)
But how could you give up
when you hit your peak?
(Whitty)
Things changed up really fast
(Boyfriend)
You were in headlines for weeks!
(Whitty)
Stop askin’ about my past!
(Boyfriend)
Was it a messed up solo?
Wouldn't want to repeat it!
(Whitty)
You're fine,my problem’s mine
so buzz off, kid,
don't waste your time here!
(Boyfriend)
Come on man,
let your skill show!
Then I promise I'll beat it!
(Whitty)
Trust me kid, you're not ready!
You've been going steady
with girlfriend for a while
and while I'm not a fan of her old man
I don't wanna take you
from her
or leave her folks without their child!
(Boyfriend)
Stop trying to protect me
I'm talented, cute and funny!
So if you'd just let me
I'll give you a run
for your money!
(Whitty)
That’s why I don’t wanna fight you!
(Boyfriend)
Don't chicken out on me now!
(Whitty)
No tellin’ what I’d say or do!
(Boyfriend)
I’m spittin until you
show me what you got!
(Whitty)
Why won't you let me be?
(Boyfriend)
C’mon, give it one more shot!
(Whitty)
Listen up, carefully…
No way!
(Boyfriend)
Had enough?
(Whitty)
Get lost!
(Boyfriend)
Show your stuff!
(Whitty)
Beat It!
(Boyfriend)
Set your hidden Powers free!
(Whitty)
You don't know me!
(Boyfriend)
But I will know you
once the battle heats up!
And you'll know me better too!
(Whitty)
I see how it is.
(Boyfriend)
Alright! You're finally warmin’ up!
(Whitty)
You're really pushing
my limits, dude.
(Boyfriend)
Why don't you show me
what you can REALLY do this time?
(Whitty)
Well how about you go
die in a ditch instead?
(Boyfriend)
Aw YEAH! FINALLY,
a real comeback!
NOW we're playing with fire!
(Whitty)
...Don't make me do this.
So, let me take a wild guess.
You thought you’d walk up to me
burn me and outdo me
look real macho for your girlfriend
leave me bruised and beaten?
(Boyfriend)
Hold on, you got it twisted!
I rapped, you resisted!
Don't care if I win or lose
just wanna walk in your shoes!
(Whitty)
That's a dangerous game
filled with heartbreak and pain!
(Boyfriend)
I'll listen if you talk!
Spill the tea,
why did you give up Rock?
(Whitty)
Wasn't my choice to quit
her parents made me so I did it!
(Boyfriend)
hold the phone,
it was those guys?
No way, did they make
you with their demon eyes?
(Whitty)
Wasn't magic or some curse
they betrayed me and that hurts worse!
(Boyfriend)
So you guys used to be friends
til they made your music end?
(Whitty)
Best of friends, stardom or bust
the only people I thought
I could ever trust!
(Boyfriend)
Sounds like you guys were close…
Why would they
shut down your shows?
(Whitty)
When they found me,
we were nobodies!
(Boyfriend)
They weren't winning
in the beginning...
(Whitty)
Took me in under their wing
inspired me to rap and sing with em!
(Boyfriend)
Sounds like they were really nice
So what did they do,
give you bad advice?
(Whitty)
Booked a venue,
asked me to sing with em too!
(Boyfriend)
So your big break
was just a giant mistake?
(Whitty)
They both pressured me into it
gave my best, but then I blew it!
(Boyfriend)
So you tried to sing
but it was baited
had no practice, did they hate it?
(Whitty)
That's the part that shocked me
everyone was cheerin’ for me!
Mom said I had style
(Boyfriend)
Ooh, go on! What else?
(Whitty)
and dad said no one could ignore me!
Musta covered up
the awful end I gave to em
(Boyfriend)
NO WAY! By yourself?
(Whitty)
then before I knew it we got
big, they got me my own album!
(Boyfriend)
So let me get this straight:
they gave you everything you had
got you on stage
(Whitty)
That’s right. That part too…
(Boyfriend)
and helped clean it up
when things went bad
motivated you to sing more
helped you sign on a record deal
(Whitty)
Careful Or they’ll trick you!
(Boyfriend)
After all of that
they stabbed you in the back
are you for real?
(Whitty)
Suddenly, the deal went South
they wouldn’t print the album without
havin’ a track that sounded like
the one I messed up playin; out!
(Boyfriend)
Oh no... And if you tried…
After all you did to hide
that bad part at the end
you'd never get signed again!
(Whitty)
I was gonna quit, couldn't do it...
(Boyfriend)
Ran in fear of losing your career...
(Whitty)
Then they burst into the room
with glowing
crimson eyes of doom blazing!
(Boyfriend)
They made you
perform the song
so it went wrong?
wow, that's amazing!
(Whitty)
They started yellin’ at me
put me in a state of fury
(Boyfriend)
Oh no! How could they!
(Whitty)
muscles started tensin up
vision gettin’ really blurry
screamed and screamed
til screaming finally
reached its end
thought I made it through
but last second I blew it again!
(Boyfriend)
Musta been such a heartbreak
to see your friends betray ya
but there musta been
a good reason
the two of them made ya
(Whitty Boyfriend)
Those two musta realized
With a talent that strong
I You couldn’t be beat
I’d You’d become bigger
So they joined forces to cheat!
(Boyfriend)
So let’s see it!
(Whitty)
You…
After I shared all that…
You’re still making me do it?
URGGH!
AGH!
NNNGH…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Boyfriend)
All RIGHT!
Now This is a battle!
How ‘bout one last burn
(Whitty)
ENOUGH.
THEY’VE TAKEN ALL I EVER HAD.
I'VE BEEN DOOMED INTO
AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF
RUNNING AND HIDING
FROM THINGS I
CANNOT CONTROL.
CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU AND
THE FILTH THAT BROUGHT
YOU INTO THIS WORLD.
(Boyfriend)
Baboop Peebo?
(Whitty)
You wanna brawl, huh,
do ya, you pushy moron?
Want my all, guess what,
it's comin atcha!
(Boyfriend)
This is amazing!
Been waitin’ for this, you're on!
Gonna spit my best
when I combat ya!
(Whitty)
Everybody that family meets
ends up broken and tossed away
or evil, like you!
(Boyfriend)
Not everyone!
The girlfriend is sweet!
And I wanted to know if
the Legends were all true!
(Whitty)
You couldn't know the pain
of having your skills
go beyond your mortal form!
(Boyfriend)
If you work hard, you could tame
your own strength,
come back and
take the world by storm!
(Whitty)
Can't. Once I've cooled down
I'll just run.
Call me a coward,
better to forget me.
(Boyfriend)
I'll talk you through
when that time comes!
I wanna help you
but you gotta let me!
(Whitty)
You’d just use me as a
trophy for yourself
“hey look everyone,
I conquered Whitty!
(Boyfriend)
No way, man!
I really care about your health!
Can't be well off
hidin’ in this city.
(Whitty)
Don't lie to me,
if you cared you'd make tracks
I asked you nicely,
you kept on pressing!
(Boyfriend)
Fine, I'll admit it,
wanted you to attack
but now I get
why your life's distressing!
(Whitty)
Sure you do, you liar!
I'd light you on fire
but your lame burns can't
light gasoline!
(Boyfriend)
Guess I took it too far,
gonna rap a few bars
no remorse, watch out
I'm gettin’ mean!
(Whitty)
What, gonna hit low?
Is it my freakish height?
Bomb face?
Try me, heard em all, dude!
(Boyfriend)
Nah, but you should know
whether you're chilled out
or crazy fast got a really trash mood!
(Whitty)
Sorry I wasn't glad
you found my hiding spot
started trouble,
that's all nice and fine!
(Boyfriend)
Coulda just rapped a bit,
I didn't want a lot
but my idol gave me a hard time!
(Whitty)
I don't owe you nothin’!
I don't owe a damn thing!
You demons won't leave me be!
(Boyfriend)
Not another demon!
I just wanted to sing!
Don't take your grudge out on me!
(Whitty)
Bet they sent you here
just to end me!
(Boyfriend)
Trust me, me and them
ain't too friendly!
(Whitty)
Do they got you
in a contract, payin’ debts?
(Boyfriend)
I'm not one to get
swindled making bets!
(Whitty)
What is it, then?
You could leave anytime now!
(Boyfriend)
Wanna fi things,
but I really don't know how!
(Whitty)
Just give up and let me wallow!
(Boyfriend)
Quitting’s a hard pill to swallow!
(Whitty)
It's not your job!
(Boyfriend)
We can fi it!
(Whitty)
It's not your strife!
(Boyfriend)
We can fi you!
(Whitty)
It's not your prob!
(Boyfriend)
Shouldn't risk it
(Whitty)
Kid, please get a life!
(Boyfriend)
But I still want to!
(Whitty)
You'll make things worse!
(Boyfriend)
I'll keep fighting!
(Whitty)
You are right now!
(Boyfriend)
I'll keep rappin’!
(Whitty)
Can't cure my curse!
(Boyfriend)
Fast as Lightning!
(Whitty)
Nobody knows how!
(Boyfriend)
til good stuff happens!
(Whitty)
Don't you understand
this hurts me?
(Boyfriend)
it'll work out after we sing!
(Whitty)
Keep this up,
it won't end peacefully!
(Boyfriend)
Singing battles
fi most anything!
(Whitty)
Doomsday's here,
there's no way out left
(Boyfriend)
By now shoulda
made a breakthrough!
(Whitty)
Rest in pieces, kid,
you earned your death
(Boyfriend)
That epiphany's long overdue!
(Whitty)
Better pick out
all your final words carefully
fought too many folks
that wasted em on screams!
(Boyfriend)
Right round here the
mood changes up, usually!
Could this battle be a
strange and scary dream?
(Whitty)
Might be a dream fight,
promise you're not sleeping
but in a minute,
you'll sleep for all time.
(Boyfriend)
Take me down? Yeah, right!
I've been tallykeeping
And for this whole fight,
I've matched all your rhymes!
(Whitty)
Maybe you'll mess up
before I blow it!
(Boyfriend)
I'm the best, fess up,
everyone knows it!
(Whitty)
Guessin’ it would be
nicer goin’ that way!
(Boyfriend)
Singin’ perfectly,
no matter what you say!
(Whitty)
Sure, you can mimic,
but try this on for size!
(Boyfriend)
In this to win it,
going for the top prize!
(Whitty)
Light it up, go to the solo!
(Boyfriend)
Got this far, let's do it, yolo!
(Whitty)
Don't know what you
thought would happen
when you challenged
me to rapping
(Whitty Boyfriend)
I You have made it pretty clear
That I You Was Were doing
alright out here
(Whitty)
You’ve had lots of time to learn
You wasted it on
Sad ice cold burns
(Whitty Boyfriend)
You’ve i’ve reached the end
of My your rope
Time for Your My one last
glimmer of hope
(Boyfriend)
Wait a second, man, your story!
How you lost your former glory!
(Whitty Boyfriend)
When the girlfriend’s parents burst in
Riled me you up
and brought my your worst in!
(Boyfriend)
What if they were
just short sighted
thought you'd save the deal ignited!
(Whitty Boyfriend)
Then when things
turned out all rotten
I you ran off, left them forgotten?
(Boyfriend)
Yo, there it is!
That whole epiphany
thing I just mentioned!
You got messed up
but girlfriend's parents
had good intentions!
Sure they coulda
dropped a line
and tried to tell ya
they didn't mean it but
how would they ever find
you when you live in a shortcut?
(Whitty)
SHUT UP! IT’S NOT TRUE!
(Boyfriend)
Girlfriend could ring her folks
and you guys
could talk things through now!
Though, it might bring
back a few bad times...
It's up to you now!
(Whitty)
THEY BOTH BRAINWASHED YOU!
(Boyfriend)
Do you wanna start anew
or do you wanna
hide out until you die?
So, what’cha gonna do
would it really kill ya to try?
(Whitty)
I don't care
whether they meant it
time is ticking,
make your peace, char.
(Boyfriend)
I just helped you
solve your problem!
Why can't you calm down
and solve ours?
(Whitty)
Got a whole lot
more to hide from
focus on what you've started!
(Boyfriend)
I did everything I could,
man think it's time we departed!
(Whitty)
Even if you started running
now you wouldn't get far!
(Boyfriend)
Least my voice
doesn't sound like a
broken thrift shop guitar!
(Whitty)
Dang, that's actually a good one
stop right there,
make those your last words!
(Boyfriend)
C’mon, man this battle’s over
and I won it, everyone heard!
