UPLOADEDbyREYJOHN #SFSGFAMILY#

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

Mental message via visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute señorita

Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor

Chuggin' down on my J&B

While checkin' out the parts of my dick's anatomy

Forget the brain, forget the personality

What I'm after is your effects on my gravity

Like Trinity, flying high with her kicks

And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

Mental message via visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

Flashin' some cash and some rockstar bullshit

Goin' in for the thrill, movin' in for the kill

I got us a room in a fancy hotel

And we've got everything we need

A big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed

And try to impress as we start to undress

Stop the press, we need to get this

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over, but it's only on the rise

Mental message via visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

I'd like to keep it going 'cause I got it going on

But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone, so...

Ehem, my name is Vinci, and I am neat

I love pretty girls, and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind

And I am very, very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

They say I'm bad, but I am good

So shut up now, and eat some food

Tsong, ano ba'ng problema mo? Ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono, para kang nangangatwiran

Ano ba'ng inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment?

Sampung taon ka nang sikat, wala ka pa rin bang talent?

Tsong, ano ba'ng sinasabi mo?

Mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling akong kumanta

Alam mo ba 'yung "Picha Pie", hmm?

Kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman 'yung "Picha Pie"

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay, nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

'Di ba, kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam nating mas okay kung ako 'yung kumanta?

Tsong naman, please lang, 'wag ka nang magyabang

At alam mo naman na pang-back up ka lang

At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta?

Ilan? Wala (eh, ano ngayon?)

Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinci naman talaga dapat

Ang vocalist ng Parokya band, ng Parokya ni Edgar

Teka lang, one minute, pwede bang pakiulit?

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

Eh, ni isang kanta man lang, wala kang naisulat?

Eh, ba't ibang singers naman, kahit 'di n'ya sinulat

Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat?

Tulad ko, at ni Quino, at ni Benedict Aquino

Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko, sandali, 'wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha nang malupit

Baka makatikim ka ng sarsuwela de kamao

Na sinlisto el de gato sa gulpihan de con todo

Talaga, 'di nga, tatawa na ba ako?

Hindi porke't Koreano ka, magaling kang mag-taekwondo

'Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

Kami 'yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Sandali lang, 'wag muna kayong maglaban

Bago kayo magsuntukan, ba't 'di n'yo muna pag-usapan ang 'di maunawaan?

Sige na, kiss na, peace na, please

Pambayad mo ng jeepney, kulang pa ng dyis

Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

'Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Alam naman nating lahat na mahal natin ang isa't isa't

Walang iwanan sa Parokya band, sa Parokya ni Edgar

Band, band

Uh, 'di ko alam kung paano tatapusin 'yung kanta

Kaya ganito na lang, bigla na lang mawawala