There's a time of which none speak

A secret time lost in the briny deep

You know all about

Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner dinner time

Tea time, free time, me time, the time

You'd undo it if you could travel in time

Space-time, Facetime, hard time, Hammertime

In the meantime, miller time, daytime, snack time, nap time, nighttime

Bath time, bed time, business time

But don't forget about

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made of Nilla Wafers

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the best time in the history of mankind

One day (knock knock)

There was a knock at my door

A mysterious drifter was on the other side

In his hands was a box

And on his lips were the words

"Listen closely, I don't have much time."

Then he reached in the box

And pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside

He said, "Wear it when it's time."

And I said, "What time?"

And then he died

Later I realized he was talking about

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla Wafers

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the best time in the history of mankind

Nilla Wafer top hat time

Nilla Wafer top hat time

Nilla Wafer top hat time

Nilla Wafer top hat time

Nilla Wafer top hat time

Nilla Wafer top hat time