Everyone knows what a hamster does

(Or do you?)

They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets

(And then poo poo)

They drink from their water bottle thing over there

(And they love it)

They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere

(Or does it?)

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

(Let′s take a peek inside)

Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis

Auditing University of Phoenix classes

They do it for the knowledge, not the credit

Trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit

Reading all that newspaper lining their cage

Caught up on the world′s events a few days late

Building tiny cities underneath that mulch

Where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market

Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it

Play Call of Tiny Duty on a PlayStation

It's preparation for their tiny invasion

Plotting their escape while enjoying origami

Flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati

Jaywalking and robbing graves

I'm sure they have pure motives, we just can′t understand their ways

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Hamsters, every time you look away

Hamsters, more than meets the cage