Christmas in las vegas

Decorate your tree with chips

Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe

While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled now he's betting on red

In a casino made out of gingerbread

Christmas in las vegas

It's a trip

The wise men are rolling sevens

The elves are doubling down

Light a candle and pull the handle

I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy

Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating siegfried roy

Christmas in las vegas

What a town

Saint brought me to ensence

I wonder if I should split

Hey waitress bring me a drink while I think

What would Jesus hit

The strip lights are all twinkling

There's no room at the inn

But because 'tis the season

They'll comp a suite for Mary at the wynn

Christmas in las vegas

It's Bethlehem with bling

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings

'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden

Rings

Christmas in las vegas really swings

Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in las vegas really swings