King Kong in Cannes on a date with Spiderman

Dan Dar's sitting there scared by the killer teddy bears

Down town Mini Mouse is slippin' Micky's in the famous grouse

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Judge Dredd found dead face down in Snoopy's bed

Outside Tweetie Pie's getting itchy on more supplies

Meanwhile Snow White gets ready for work tonight

Turning tricks with crystal tips trying to make the best of it's absurd

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Puppy dogs and p**sy cats in suspect suicide attacks

Captain Kirk from Planet Earth fights it out with Papa Smurf

Some phoney little ponies preying on old and lonely

Making friends robbing them the X-Men taught them everything

Betty Boop tired of life took vows became a bride of Christ

While Tin Tin's been playing at Caesar's palace live on ice

Babar Kumbayahs with the Mighty Morphin movie stars

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