A Four-Legged Friend

A four legged friend a four legged friend

He'll never let you down

He's honest and faithful right up to the end

That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend

A woman's like cactus and cactus can hurt

'Cause she's just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt

She'll soon have your land and your pride and your gold

And bury you deep long before you grow old

A four legged friend a four legged friend

He'll never let you down

He's honest and faithful right up to the end

That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend

A two legged hombre is worthless as sand

He'll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand

He'll promise to stick by your side like a pal

But he'll also promise the same to your gal

A four legged friend a four legged friend

He'll never let you down

He's honest and faithful right up to the end

That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend

Who carries your burden who carries your load

On tumbleweed land or a long dusty road

Who asks you no questions who tells you no lies

That four legged friend with the two honest eyes

A four legged friend a four legged friend

He'll never let you down

He's honest and faithful right up to the end

That wonderful four legged friend

That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend

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