Well if you like romance and dinner for two

Then Valentine's Day is just perfect for you

But if you're like the rest of

Us then it's really a drag

Because all of that s**t just makes me gag

And- a I don't want a Valentine

Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine

To stay at home all by myself

With my cat watching Netflix on the couch

Everywhere I look I see roses and hearts

And I feel the strong urge to tear them all apart

And people are desperately flirting because they know

That on Valentine's Day they'll be all alone

And there's boxes of chocolates and holding hands

As the lovers all make stupid Valentine's plans

Cupid shoots an arrow through the air

Well I'm single this year so I really don't care

And- a I don't want a Valentine

Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine

To stay at home all by myself

With my cat watching Netflix on the couch