WELL I MET HER OUT

AT MURPHY'S

RESTAURANT

SHE SAID SHE WAS

FRESH FROM THE FARM

AND I REMEMBER

THINKIN' FOR A

COUNTRY GIRL

THAT SHE WENT

PRETTY WELL ARMED

WE SAT THERE TALKIN'

BY THE LOBSTER TANK

I ORDERED HER A

SLOE GIN FIZZ

AND WHEN THE

CHICKEN FRIED STEAKS

ARRIVED

SHE SAID I LIKE

LIVING LIKE THIS

SO I MADE HER

THE QUEEN OF MY

DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER

WITH THE

POLYESTER CURTAINS

AND THE

REDWOOD DECK

NOW SHE'S RUN OFF

AND I'VE GOT

TO TRAIL HER

DANG HER BLACK HEART

AND HER PRETTY

RED NECK

8 BAR

BREAK

WELL A FEW

NIGHTS LATER

I RUN INTO HER

WITH SOME STRANGER

ON A PARK BENCH

SHE SAID

HE REBUILDS ENGINES

AND HIS NAME IS EARL

HE'S THE

CHARLIE DANIELS

OF THE TORQUE WRENCH

I WHISPERED HONEY

LET'S JUST GO ON HOME

HAVE SOME

ONION RINGS

AND WATCH T.V.

AND AS I WALKED HER

TO THE TRUCK

EARL WAS CRYIN'

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME

I TOLD HIM THIS IS

THE QUEEN OF MY

DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER

WITH THE POLYESTER

CURTAINS AND THE

REDWOOD DECK

SOMETIMES SHE RUNS

AND I'VE GOT

TO TRAIL HER

DANG HER BLACK HEART

AND HER PRETTY

RED NECK

6 BAR

BREAK

I SAID THIS IS

THE QUEEN OF MY

DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER

WITH THE POLYESTER

CURTAINS AND THE

REDWOOD DECK

SOMETIMES

SHE RUNS OFF

AND I'VE GOT

TO TRAIL HER

DANG HER BLACK HEART

AND HER PRETTY

RED NECK

I SAID THIS IS

THE QUEEN OF MY

DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER

WITH THE POLYESTER

CURTAINS AND THE

REDWOOD DECK

SOMETIMES SHE RUNS

AND I'VE GOT

TO TRAIL HER

DANG HER BLACK HEART

AND HER PRETTY

RED NECK

AH SHE'S A QUEEN

SHE'S A QUEEN