Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine stay

Each day is valentine's day

Stay little valentine stay

Stay

Each day is valentine's day