[LUCIFER MAGNE, sung]

Welcome to hell

This Hazbin Hotel

You’ve got big dreams, well

I got some news for you, Charlie

You should pack up and sell

These demons aren’t well

You rose and you fell

Shame I was late to the party

Cause Heaven’s not goin’ open the gates

To let a bunch of mistakes

Pretend they got redeemed

[ANGEL DUST, spoken]

Well shucks

[LUCIFER, sung]

And yes I guess it’s kind of a shame

But they’ve got themselves to blame

An unrealistic dream

[CHARLIE MAGNE, spoken]

I don't know if I'm going to make a difference. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me

[LUCIFER MAGNE, sung]

Welcome to hell

Where all the demons are dying

You might as well

Just give up and stop fucking trying

Don’t blame yourself

Oh, come now dear

Don’t start crying

You’ve tried to help

But their time here is expiring