[SPOKEN] My dear friends!

TV is all about escapism!

yet you want to escape?

come on and stay awhile,

as i show you the

who, what, where, when, why, and how

of my GENIUS plan!

our scene opens on a

[SUNG] Little Mr. Puzzles!

[SPOKEN] now cut to him having no friends.

it was a struggle

[SUNG] to find anybody who could be my buddy

[SPOKEN] so I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles!

I was obsessed,

i couldn't stop,

I wouldn't stop,

until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!

[SUNG] (So he made a decision to get in television)

[SPOKEN] I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE!

[SUNG] Patience is a virtue

Good things come to those who wait

Proverbs uttered by utter fools

I'll do anything it takes!

(Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching!

(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!) You can't stop me

from cooking up this instant classic

[SPOKEN] You and your friends will look fantastic!

[SUNG] (The red carpet is rolled out) Come and get your tickets!

Before they're all sold out

Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five

I get creative control of your REAL...

LIFE!

[SPOKEN] Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption

The following message goes out to the stars of our show: The SMG4 Crew!

(And we're rolling, let's go!)

You wanna know why I chose you?

You wanna know why I chose YOU?

'Cuz you're the stupidest show that I've ever seen!

And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING!

[SUNG] (Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching!

(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles) You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic

You and your friends will look fantastic!

(The red carpet is rolled out) Come and get your tickets!

Before they're all sold out

Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five

I get creative control of your real…

[SPOKEN] Grab a seat and seal the deal!

[SUNG] When those gorgeous stars hit five

I get creative control of your real life!

[SPOKEN] And scene…