Now when

he was a young man

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line

to see the boy king

How'd you get so funky

Did you do the monkey

Now, if I'd known

they'd line up

just to see him

I'd taken all my money

And bought me a museum

Buried with a donkey

He's my favorite honkey

Dancin' by the Nile

The ladies love his style

Rockin' for a mile

He ate a crocodile

He gave his life

for tourism, golden idol

He's an Egyptian

Thier selling you

Now, when I die

now don't think I'm a nut

don't want no

fancy funeral

Just one like ole king Tut

He coulda won a Grammy

Buried in his Jammies

Got a condo

made of stone-a