Went down to Tin Pan Alley

See what was going on

Things was too hot down there

Couldn't stay very long

Hey hey hey hey

Alley's the roughest place I've ever been

All the people down there

Livin' for their whisky wine and gin

I heard a woman scream

Yeah and I peeked through the door

Some cat was workin' on Annie with a

Lord with a two-by-four

Hey hey hey hey

Alley's the roughest place I've ever been

All the people down there

Livin' for their whisky wine and gin

I heard a pistol shoot

Yeah and it was a 44

Somebody killed a crap shooter cause he didn't

Shake rattle and roll

Hey hey hey hey

Alley's the roughest place I've ever been

All the people down there

Killin' for their whisky wine and gin

I saw a cop standin'

With his hand on his gun

Said "This is a raid boys

Nobody run"

Hey Hey Hey

Alley's the roughest place I've ever been

Yeah they took me away from tin pan alley

And took me right back

To the pen