I wrote a song, it's seven minutes long and it's about you

Changed some letters in your name, so it's not all about you

When it's on the radio, just know that it's about you

I accidentally took some sewing scissors to your t-shirt

I cut my broken heart, right out the middle of your t-shirt

Took it to good will, if you still want your t-shirt

Maybe I'm stupid for stooping so low

Inconsequential or irrational

Know I should care, but I really don't care

At least you can't say that, I'm not self-aware

I'm petty, petty

It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me

Petty, petty

Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me

Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar

Looking pretty on your best friend's arm

Now we're driving home, so we can be alone

And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty

I lost a little weight, chopped off some bangs and I went blonder

Saw you at a party and you stared a little longer

Acting like you want me back, I'm a goner

I'm petty, petty

It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me

Petty, petty

Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me

Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar

Looking pretty on your best friend's arm

Now we're driving home, so we can be alone

And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty

(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)

Just so you know, I'm petty

(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) no shame in my game

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) 'cause boy, we're the same

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) no shame in my game

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) 'cause boy, we're the same

I'm petty, petty

It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me

Petty, petty

Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me

Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar

Looking pretty on your best friend's arm

Now we're driving home, so we can be alone

And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty

(I'm petty)

(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)