I went and bought myself a ticket

And I sit down in the very first row wo wo

They pulled the curtain up

And when they turned the spotlight way down low wo wo

Little Egypt came out strutting wearing nothing

But a button and a bow wo wo

Singing yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

A-gitcha-gitcha-gitcha

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

She had a ruby on her tummy

And a diamond big as Texas on her toe wo wo

She let her hair down

And she did the hoochie-koochie real slow wo wo

When she did her special number on a zebra skin

I thought she'd stop the show wo wo

Singing yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

A-gitcha-gitcha-gitcha

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

She did a triple somersault

And when she hit the ground

She winked at the audience

And then she turned around

She had a picture of a cowboy

Tattooed on her spine

Saying Phoenix Arizona nineteen forty-nine

Yeah but let me tell you people

Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore wo wo

She's too busy mopping

And a-taking care of shopping at the store wo wo

'Cause we got seven kids

And all day long they crawl around the floor wo wo

Singing yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

A-gitcha-gitcha-gitcha

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

A-gitcha-gitcha-gitcha

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

A-gitcha-gitcha-gitcha