It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory
has chosen to omit it
Tried advice telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me
like a kick in the face
Thought I better have
another just in case
Next thing I knew
my heart was under attack
Bought a one way
ticket to hell...
And back one way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell...
I've always tried to keep
my vices under wraps
But a coach load
of mutes would appear
talkative chaps
If they'd seen fit
to join me
for a couple of hits
And now my septum
is in tatters
And I've still got the runs
Bad for a moment
then you kick like a mult
Strangers would agree
that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking
like a glorious gas
I bought a one way
ticket to hell
And back one way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell
Stick it up
your f****** nose...
Holy coke
repeating myself
as if it isn't quite
slightly louder
Pausing for enough
for a snort the white powder
Wheels came off
but I'm still on track
Bought a one way
ticket to hell...
And back one way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell...
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell...
