Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch

That's where I'm gonna build my church

Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss;

Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross

I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief

People shake there heads in disbelief

GO

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls

In a Nelson Riley orgy that'll make your hair curl

I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief

People shake there heads in disbelief

Yeah Charles Nelson Riley he's our man

He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand

He can't walk on water can't make wine flow;

Just another greedy actor on the late late show

I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief

People shake there heads in disbelief

GO

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls

In a Nelson Riley orgy that'll make your hair curl

I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief

People shake there heads in disbelief