Hello Colin; it's the fez

Who has angered the volcano god

Who has angered the volcano god

Who has angered the volcano god

Who has angered the volcano god

You have angered the volcano god

I'd like to help you son but you smell like a goat

ha ha ha ha)

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again

He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again

Excuse me while I puke and die

ha ha ha ha)

Know what pisses me off huh You know what

What really gets me mad in this life

It's the goddamn periodic table of elements

They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements

Then they've got 10 or 11 of these

Non-naturally occuring man-made elements

They give them names like Einsteinium

Californium and Nobelium

And what I want to know is

If they're man-made

Just how the hell can they be elements huh

Know what's bothering my mind

There's a time for taking

And a time for giving

But ripping off the Butthole Surfers

Is how we make our living

ha ha ha ha)