I knew that she was meant for me

When she appeared as a pepperoni pizza

It was a vision sent to me

A human woman as a pepperoni pizza

Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles

Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile

It seems just like destiny

That she appeared as a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story

Before we even spoke

Saw us raising pizza babies

From a fresh, baby pizza dough

Stand side-by-side for life like we were wrapped in a calzone

Living out our final days in a Tupperware nursing home

I knew that I was meant for her

When she said I smelled just like guacamole

It was the hottest thing I ever heard

So I said she smelled like ravioli

Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles

Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile

A picture's worth a thousand words

And this picture was a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story

Before we even spoke

Yeah, she's the avocado

I'm the lucky chip dipping in the bowl

Staying side-by-side for life until we end up in the compost

We can decompose together, help another avocado tree grow

I knew that we were meant for us

When we became two pepperoni pizzas

I felt it could've only been love

To be drunk to the pepperoni pizza

Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles

Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile

It's impossible to get enough

When you're looking at a pepperoni pizza

Yes, a picture's worth a thousand words

And a thousand pictures are worth a pepperoni pizza