Bon soir bon soir

Here we are at the pride of San Tropez

The envy of the cabaret world

The jewel of the Riviera

Only Champagne from now to the finale

Monsieur Dames I beg you open your eyes

You have arrived at La Cage Aux Folles

We are what we are

And what we are is an illusion

We love how it feels

Putting on heels causing confusion

We face life though

It's sometimes sweet and sometimes bitter

Face life with a little guts and lots of glitter

Look under our frocks Girdles and jocks

Proving we are what we are

We are what we are

Half a brassiere half a suspender

Half real and half fluff

You'll find it tough guessing our gender

So Just if we please you that's the way to show us

Just 'cause you'll love us once you get to know us

Look under our glitz muscles and tits

Proving we are what we are

Ah un deux trois quatre cinq six sept huit

Ah San Tropez ah

So just if we please you that's the way to show us

Just 'cause you'll love us once you get to know us

We face life though

It's sometimes sweet and sometimes bitter

Face life with a little guts and lots of glitter

Look under our frocks girdles and jocks

Proving we are what we are yeow