Well Mr. Burns had done it

The power plant had won it

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while

Mike scioscia's tragic illness made us smile

While wade boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile

We're talkin' softball

From maine to san diego

Talkin' softball

Mattingly and canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talkin' homer ozzie and the straw

We're talkin' softball

From maine to San Diego

Talkin' softball

Mattingly and canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talkin' homer ozzie and the straw