From the ice-age to the dole-age

There is but one concern

I have just discovered

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girl's mothers are bigger than

Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girl's mothers are bigger than

Other girl's mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra

As he opened a crate of ale

Oh I say

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girl's mothers are bigger than

Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girl's mothers are bigger than

Other girl's mothers

Send me the pillow

The one that you dream on

Send me the pillow

The one that you dream on

And I'll send you mine