So I said, 'Patella?
I barely know her!'
Sans! Stop your tomfoolery!
We are here to stand guard
Wait here and keep your
eyes out for humans!
Eyes out? My eyes came out
years ago!
Eh?
Well, what have we got here?
They call me Sans, I'm
the serif of these parts
Nahh, Just kiddin', I
work on a grease cart
Grilling up hot dogs
and genocidal toddlers
You can run but I'll
know if you restart
If you want a bad time then
you're in the right place, just
Look into my eye, see
my funny type face
I'm really quite a nice guy
but if you pick a fight,
I will hunt you all your
life through time and space
Can you blame me if I
feel a little hubris?
For my fame for making
things a little humerus?
I can tickle your bones
to the tibia toes
Well unless you're my bro,
jokes flow over his head
Sans!? Who's there?
you ridiculous scamp!
No one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!
(if you ever meet a skeleton in
towels and some wellingtons)
(Just humour him and let him win
and think that he's a champ)
I bet you think you've never met a
skeleton? Well I'll bet you've Mettaton!
They just had a bunch of
gooey melanin and flesh upon
But never one was in the
upper echelon of clever puns
I'll make you laugh or cry depending
on the run you've set upon
We're spooky, scary sending
shivers down your spine
You best prepare for a
hilariously bad time!
Every human one day ends
up si feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
that's buried way, way deeper down
Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!
...Wait a minute. That's my job!
To capture and nab you won't be hard.
This maze is made WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE!
...Wait, how did you get this far?
It took 3 weeks to erect this part!
I genuinely didn't e pect this, darn!
How DID you correctly guess this path?!
I am PAPYRUS! Traps
set! Armed and ready!
There's medals on my armour
already, oh plus some spaghetti...
You're nervous! But, oh
that is good spaghetti...
Where was I? I keep on forgetting...
I am PAPYRUS! Best chef
in the king's brigade!
With the culinary skills
to leave you flambéed!
It's a shame that after
you taste my blade
You won't have space for my Bolognese!
So I guess you could say
that they pasta way?
Sans! Is this how you have to behave?
I'm trying to challenge
this dastardly knave!
But now I've run out of bars
and they just ran away!
We're spooky, scary sending
shivers down your spine
I serve spaghetti and
incredibly good rhymes!
Every human one day ends
up si feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
that's buried way, way deeper down
So you took a little fall?
Do you think you've got the
gall to survive e termination?
Trapped deep below and all you've
got to show is your determination!
There's no tu Toriel
it's asgore y as can be!
Will the weight of your
sins leave you Snowdin?
There's no mercy!
Who dares disturb me from my slumber?
Stick around, This'll be a fun number
I'm truly versed in tearing
all the universe asunder
But I also have a specialty
in unlucky spelunkers
I'm a puzzle in a bubble in
the stuff of your dreams
Rupture realities and guzzle
on the stuff in between
You'll be befuddled when I
mussel in and muddle the scenes
Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel
through the fuzz on your screen
You're in trouble, you see, If
you try to tussle with the W. D.
You'll take a tumble then you'll
crumble into rubble debris
I bring the muscle to the
scuffle plus a couple of beams
But my blasters won't be loud
enough to muffle your screams
When you're caught in the
cycle of an undying skeleton
Might as well strive to
be front of the peloton
Top of my field but out of my elements
Testing your death would
be a welcome e periment
I reign eternal so be certain
that I'm well rehearsed
Rhymes so very fine that every
line feels like a multi verse
Every parallel dimension
is at my command
But when it comes to spitting
fire I've the matter in hands
We're spooky, scary sending
shivers down your spine
I'm outside of time and space but
I'm afraid you're just out of time!
Every human one day ends
up si feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
that's buried way, way deeper down
Nyagh! I'll get them ne t
time Sans! You hear me I will!
Way, way deeper down
Let me guess...
You can feel it in your bones!
Way, way deeper down
Eugh... I'm going...
Listening to you two bicker
is making my skin crawl...
Metaphorically...
Way, way deeper down
