Brain
I could while away the hours
conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit
and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Heart (I sang this bit)
When a girl's an empty kettle
she should be on her mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle
and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
And the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. With a voice singing so low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat....
How sweet.
I would register emotion,
jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I would stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.
Nerve
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve
But I could change my habits
Never more be scared of rabbits
If I only had the nerve
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandy-lion
A fate I don't deserve
But I could show my prowess
Be a lion, not a mo-usesse
If I only had the nerve
Oh I'd be in my stride
A king down to the core
Oh I roar the way I never roared before
And then I'd rrwuff
And roar some more
I would show the dinosaurus
Who's king around the forus
A king they'd better serve
And with my regal beezer
I could be another ceaser
If I only had the nerve
