THERE'S A GAR DEN SPOT I'M TOLD
WHERE IT'S NE VER TOO HOT
WHERE YOU'RE NE VER TOO YOUNG
AND YOU'RE NE VER TOO OLD
WHERE YOU'RE NE VER TOO
THIN OR TALL
OH YOU'RE NOT TOO MAD
AND YOU'RE NOT TOO SANE
AND YOU DON'T COM PARE
AND YOU DON'T COM PLAIN
ALL YOU DO IS JUST SIT TIGHT
'COS IT'S ALL SO, SO
HA, HA, HA
HO, HO, HO
THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY
A WAY IN THE ME RRY
BZZ, BZZ, BZZ
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
THAT'S HOW THE CRI CKETS
CRICK ALL DAY
WE GET UP AT TWELVE AND
START TO WORK AT ONE
TAKE AN HO UR FOR LUNCH
AND THEN AT TWO WE'RE DONE
JO LY GOOD FUN, HA, HA, HA
HO, HO, HO
THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH
THE DAY A WAY
WE GET UP AT TWELVE AND
START TO WORK AT ONE
TAKE AN HO UR FOR LUNCH
AND THEN AT TWO WE'RE DONE
JO LY GOOD FUN, HA, HA, HA
HO, HO, HO
THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH
THE DAY A WAY
