Do you remember the night

I held you so tight

As we danced to

The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

The music was gay

And the setting was Viennese

Your hair wore some roses

I was blind to your obvious faults

As we danced 'cross the scene

To the strains

Of the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

Oh I drank some champagne

From your shoe la la

I was drunk by the time

I got through la la

For I didn't know as

I raised that cup

It had taken two

Bottles to fill the thing up

It was I who stepped

On your dress la la

The skirts all came off

I confess la la

Revealing for all

Of the others to see

Just what it was

That endeared you to me

I remember the night

I held you so tight

As we danced to

The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

Your lips were like wine

The music was lovely

And quite Rudolf Frimly

I drank wine

You drank chocolate malts

And we both turned quite green

To the strains of

The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz