Funky Cold Medina

ALRIGHT DIG IT

COLD COOLIN' AT A BAR

AND I'M LOOKIN'

FOR SOME ACTION

BUT LIKE MICK JAGGER

SAID

I CAN'T GET

NO SATISFACTION

THE GIRLS ARE

ALL AROUND

BUT NONE OF THEM

WANT TO GET WITH ME

MY THREADS ARE FRESH

AND I'M LOOKIN' DEF

YO WHAT'S UP WITH

L- O- C

THE GIRLS WAS ALL

'A JOCKIN'

AT THE OTHER SIDE

OF THE BAR

HAVING DRINKS WITH

SOME NO NAME CHUMP

WHEN THEY KNOW

THAT I'M THE STAR

SO I GOT UP

AND STROLLED OVER

TO THE OTHER END

OF THE CANTINA

I ASKED THE GUY

WHY YOU SO FLY

HE SAID FUNKY COLD

MEDINA

FUNKY COLD MEDINA

HAH HAH

THIS BROTHER TOLD ME

A SECRET

ON HOW TO GET

MORE CHICKS

PUT A LITTLE MEDINA

IN YOUR GLASS

AND THE GIRLS'LL COME

RE AL QUICK

IT'S BETTER THAN

ANY ALCOHOL

OR APHRODISIAC

A COUPLE OF SIPS

OF THIS LOVE POTION

AND SHE'LL BE

ON YOUR LAP

SO I GAVE SOME

TO MY DOG

WHEN HE BEGAN TO BEG

HE LICKED HIS BOWL

AND LOOKED AT ME

AND DID THE WILD THING

ON MY LEG

HE USED TO SCRATCH

AND BITE ME

BEFORE HE WAS

MUCH MUCH MEANER

BUT NOW

ALL THE POODLES

RUN TO MY HOUSE

FOR THE FUNKY COLD

MEDINA

YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING

I GOT ALL THE DOGS

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

BREAKING DOWN

MY DOOR

I GOT SPUDS MACKENZIE

ALEX FROM STROHS

THEY WON'T LEAVE

MY DOG ALONE

WITH THAT MEDINA

AROUND

I WENT UP TO THIS GIRL

SHE SAID

HI MY NAME IS SHEENA

I THOUGHT SHE'D BE

GOOD TO GO

WITH A LITTLE FUNKY

COLD MEDINA

SHE SAID

I'D LIKE A DRINK

I SAID

Hmm OKAY I'LL GO GET IT

THEN A COUPLE OF SIPS

SHE COLD LICKED HER LIPS

AND I KNEW THAT

SHE WAS WITH IT

SO I TOOK HER

TO MY CRIB

AND EVERYTHING WENT

WELL AS PLANNED

BUT WHEN SHE GOT

UNDRESSED

IT WAS A BIG OL' MESS

SHEENA WAS A MAN

SO I THREW HIM OUT

I DON'T FOOL AROUND

WITH NO

OSCAR MEYER WEINER

YOU MUST BE SURE

THAT YOUR GIRL IS PURE

FOR THE FUNKY COLD

MEDINA

YOU KNOW

AIN'T NO PLANS

WITH A MAN

THIS IS THE EIGHTIES

AND I'M DOWN

WITH THE LADIES

BREAK IT DOWN

Mmm

4 BAR

BREAK

BACK IN THE SADDLE

JUST LOOKIN' FOR

A LITTLE AFFECTION

I TOOK A SHOT

AS A CONTESTANT

ON THE LOVE

CONNECTION

THE AUDIENCE VOTED

AND YOU KNOW

THEY PICKED A WINNER

I TOOK MY DATE TO

THE HILTON FOR MEDINA

AND SOME DINNER

SHE HAD A FEW DRINKS

AND I'M THINKING SOON

WHAT I'LL BE GETTING

INSTEAD SHE STARTED

TALKING ABOUT

PLANS FOR A WEDDING

I SAID WAIT

SLOW DOWN LOVE

NOT SO FAST

I'LL BE SEEIN' YA

THAT'S WHY I FOUND

YOU DON'T PLAY

AROUND

WITH THE FUNKY COLD

MEDINA

YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING

THAT MEDINA'S

A MONSTER Y'ALL

FUNKY COLD MEDINA

8 BAR

INSTRUMENTAL

BREAK

FUNKY COLD MEDINA

HAH HAH

SS SS

HAH HAH

FUNKY COLD MEDINA