Turn it up son
Alright boys this is her favorite song you know that right
So if we play it good and loud she might get up and dance again
Aw she's pretty good now
Here she comes here she comes
Left left left-right-left
Hustlers shooting eight ball
Throwing darts at the walls
Feeling damn near ten feet tall
Here she comes lord help us all
Old tw's girlfriend done slapped him out his chair
Poor old boy it ain't his fault it's so hard not to stare at that
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keeping perfect rhythm make you want to swing along
Got it going on like donkey kong
And ooh well shut my mouth slap your grandma
There ought to be a law get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Aww son
Now honey you can't blame her for what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her for working that moneymaker
Band shuts down at two but we're hanging out til three
We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave with that
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keeping perfect rhythm make you want to swing along
Got it going on like donkey kong
And ooh well shut my mouth slap your grandma
There ought to be a law get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Oh that's what I'm talking about right there
We don't care about the drinking barely listen to band
Our hands they start to shaking when she gets the urge to dance
Driving everybody crazy you think you fell in love
Boys you better keep your distance you can look but you can't touch
That honky tonk badonkadonk
Keeping perfect rhythm make you want to swing along
Got it going on like donkey kong
And ooh well shut my mouth slap your grandma
There ought to be a law get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Honky tonk badonkadonk
That's it right there boys
That's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money it ain't for the glory
It ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk
Honky tonk badonkadonk
